This Smells Odd

When a man attempted to siphon hortumla çekmek gasoline from a motorhome karavan parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for hesaba katmak. Police arrived at the scene sahne to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal gasoline and plug takmak his hose hortum into the motor home's sewage lağım suyu tank by mistake yanlışlıkla. The owner of the vehicle declined reddetmek to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

A Penny Saved...

David Posman, 33, was arrested recently yakınlarda in Providence, R.I, after allegedly sözde knocking out vurup çıkartmak an armored car driver and stealing the closest four bags of money. It turned out sonuçlanmak they contained ihtiva etmek$800 in PENNIES,weighed gelmek (ağırlık) 30 pounds libre 450 gr(13,5 kg) each, and slowed him to a stagger sendeleme during his getaway kaçış so that police officers easily jumped him from behind.

A Little Gas

A Dutch veterinarian was fined cezalandırılmış (para ile) 600 guilders (about $240) for causing a fire that destroyed a farm in Lichten Vourde, the Netherlands. The vet had been trying to convince ikna etmek a farmer that his cow was passing flatulent gazı olan gas; to demonstrate göstermek, the vet ignited ateş almak the gas, but the cow became a "four-legged flame alev-thrower atıcı" and run wild cirit atmak, setting fire to bales of hay saman. Damage to the farm was assessed belirlemek at $80,000. The cow was unharmed zarar görmemiş.