Teacher: Why did the frog say meow?
Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?Pupil: Not very much!
TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !
TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil: Mice
TEACHER: Good, now what's the plural of baby ?
Pupil: Twins !
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!
Student: The brain is a wonder full thing.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
TEACHER: What is an island ?
Pupil: A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER: On one side ?
Pupil: Yes, on top !
Teacher: why are fish so smart?
Pupil: Because they live in
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Question: Do you know the time?
Answer: No, we haven't met yet!
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Teacher: What is further away, Australia or the Moon?
Pupil: Australia, you can see the Moon at night !
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Öğretmenlerle İlgili Fıkralar - Jokes about Teachers
Jokes about Teachers - Öğretmenlerle ilgili Fıkralar
--Frog learning foreign language--
Teacher: Why did the frog say meow?
Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.
--Miss--
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?Pupil: Not very much!
--Longest Word--
TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !
--Plural--
TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil: Mice
TEACHER: Good, now what's the plural of baby ?
Pupil: Twins !
--At Once--
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!
--Brain--
Student: The brain is a wonder full thing.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class
--The lowest mark--
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
--An Island--
TEACHER: What is an island ?
Pupil: A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER: On one side ?
Pupil: Yes, on top !
--School--
Teacher: why are fish so smart?
Pupil: Because they live in
schools-- I --
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
--Time --
Question: Do you know the time?
Answer: No, we haven't met yet!
-- Point--
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
-- 8 --
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
-- Australia or the Moon --
Teacher: What is further away, Australia or the Moon?
Pupil: Australia, you can see the Moon at night !