Kısa Fıkralar — One Liner Jokes

One liner Jokes - Kısa Fıkralar

Judge:

Wife:

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What did one ghost say to another?

Do you believe in people?

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My friend has a fine watch dog.

At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

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When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

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I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.

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But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

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Look, guide, here are some lion tracks.

Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from.

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Has there been any insanity delilik in your family?

Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss.

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I was thinking of becoming a doctor.

I have the handwriting for it.

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My wife doesn't know what she wants.

You're lucky. My wife does.

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We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

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Why don't you give your husband a divorce?

What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?

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Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?

I thought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months.