The Boss - Patron
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks,How much is the yellow one? The assistant says,$2000. The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains,This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.
What about the green one? the man asks.
The assistant says,He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.
What about the red one? the man asks.
The assistant says,'That one's $10,000.
The man says,What does HE do?
The assistant says,I don't know, but the other two call him boss.