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   King & The Fortune Teller - Kral ve Falcı 

 Two Ladies Talking in Heaven- Cennette Konuşan İki Hanım 

One day when Nasreddin Hodja was just a boy, his friends decided to play a trick on him. After considerable discussion,they agreed to steal his shoes. But how? Suddenly the leader among the group had an idea. he called. And Nasreddin obligingly came over to see what was wanted.  Nasreddin looked at the tree.Then he looked at his friends. Clearly something besides the tree-climbing was on their min

 ------------ What did one ghost say to another?  ------------  At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. ------------ When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance. ------------ I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls. ------------ But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, becau

King Louis the Third was the king of France about 400 years ago. One day a young man said to the king, The king said to his servants, That evening the man came to the king's private room. The king had a smile on his face, but it was not a friendly smile. He said to the man, Then the young man understood everything. He thought quickly before he answered the king's question. The king stopped smiling

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. he said, The wife stared at him. The husband calmly replied, Making eggs & Driving a car - Yumurta yapmak & Araba kullanmak 

During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. he asks.  she asks.   Irritated, he says, Then he toddles to the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.  Forgetful Couple - Unutkan Çift 

 Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?Pupil: Not very much!     Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!     Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!   Jokes about Teachers - Öğretmenlerle ilgili Fıkralar --Frog learning foreign lang

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, the man asks. The assistant says, the man asks. The assistant says, The man says, The assistant says, The Boss - Patron 

Edith Bowman , Saturday 22 March 2008 I always see things that could have been I was one of those girls who was When you're on television, you do feel more I don't  What I see in the mirror - Aynada gördüğüm