İngilizce Fıkralar - Jokes

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. he said, The wife stared at him. The husband calmly replied, Making eggs & Driving a car - Yumurta yapmak & Araba kullanmak 

           Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.  

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known  Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:  Husband: The Success of Marriage - Başarılı Bir Evlilik 

During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. he asks.  she asks.   Irritated, he says, Then he toddles to the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.  Forgetful Couple - Unutkan Çift 

 How guys select the girl they want to marry - Erkekler evlenmek istedikleri bayanı nasıl seçerler 

 Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?Pupil: Not very much!     Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!     Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!   Jokes about Teachers - Öğretmenlerle ilgili Fıkralar --Frog learning foreign lang

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, the man asks. The assistant says, the man asks. The assistant says, The man says, The assistant says, The Boss - Patron