İngilizce Fıkralar - Jokes ( İleri )

INDEFINITE PRONOUNS - BELGİSİZ ZAMİRLER Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone) Caller : Operator : Caller: Operator: Caller: Operator: Caller: Operator: Caller: Operator: Caller: Someone - Anyone - No one - Everyone

A teacher dies and due to some of her good deeds, she is allowed to choose her own fate: Heaven or Hell for all eternity. Being a wise, dead person, she asks the Angel-on-duty for a tour of both. The first stop is Hell where she sees thousands of classrooms. Fire licks the teachers' faces as they try to teach, demons says the teacher,  The Angel-on-duty replies: Teacher's Heaven 

   The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety. Be Careful What You Wish For - Ne Dilediğinize Dikkat Edin 

One day Nasreddin borrowed a pot from his neighbour Ali. The next day he brought it back with another little pot inside. Some time later Nasreddin asked Ali to lend him a pot again. Ali agreed, hoping that he would once again receive two pots in return. However, days passed and Nasreddin had still not returned the pot. Finally Ali lost patience and went to demand his property. Nasreddin and the Po

One day a lion met an Who is the King? - Kral Kim? 

There was a delicious smell of cooking coming from the restaurant in the middle of Akşehir. A poor, starving man was passing the open window of the restaurant. All he had was a crust of bread, and no money to buy some of the meat balls which he could see frying in a pan. He took out his crust of bread and held it above the pan, hoping to capture some of the delicious vapour. When he ate the bread,

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word said one student. said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: Human being -İnsanoğlu 

           Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.  

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known  Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:  Husband: The Success of Marriage - Başarılı Bir Evlilik 

 How guys select the girl they want to marry - Erkekler evlenmek istedikleri bayanı nasıl seçerler